Don't Xmas with Texas

I should have taken a picture of the large, bright decoration in my father-in-law's neighbor's yard.

I should have, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. And now I regret the decision.

Why? Because the only picture I could find of this is nowhere near the majesty of the one I actually saw. Imagine this as the primary lit object on a dark cul de sac framed in a blue, then red bordered Texas state shape with white lettering and you'll hopefully get the idea.