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At HuffPo, in a story about McCain's possible dalliance with a lobbyist, who basically looks like his pill-popping wife, the following comment by a poster called eddieinc97:

RECENTLY UNCOVERED MEMO BETWEEN NEWT GINGRICH TO HIS FELLOW CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS DURING THE CLINTON IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS

MEMO TO: HOLIER THAN THOU CONGRESSIONAL HYPOCRITS.

From: THE OFFICE OF THE HONORABLE NEWT GINGRICH
(PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM INVOKING THE "DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO" RULE IN THIS MATTER)

Fellow Republican Brethren,

If you vote to impeach Bill Clinton. Please make sure you have not had, or are not having an affair. If you vote to impeach, you will no longer be able to call the DC Madam. Or get any future side action that would appear to be a direct contradiction to the moral high road you have so gloriously chosen.

However, if you are caught in a "Dead Hooker", or a "Tussle in the Sheets", type situation. President Clinton's deny and lie approach will do well for you. Pretend to be outraged and dissappointed, make sure your wife is standing by your side, and leave no DNA.

Note: Records show McCain never got the memo. The page responsible for delivering the memo to McCain's office lost it while on a camp out with Congressman Mark Foley.

Come on America, McCain never got the memo.

Fantastic!