McSchmuck

So, McCain - the "maverick" - has a whole gaggle of lobbyists working for him, 118 at one point. And this doesn't count his campaign manager, who is an "unregistered lobbyist", whatever THAT means.

Because he's been pushed to, McCain has fired a few of them. Oh noes! Between Hillary losing, Obama rejecting them, and McCain finally being taken to task for not stepping up to his supposed principles, lobbyists are sad pandas. Sad, whining pandas. Apologies to pandas.

Meanwhile, McCain is finding out what this new-fangled internets thing is about by sponsoring attack sites and recruiting blog trolls.

And oh, no big surprise, the GOP can't find any minorities to run under the Hate, Fear, War and Brown People Suck party banner.

More proof. Some racist jackass is selling a shirt where Curious George stands in for Barack Obama. Classy. I'm sure he's voting for McCain.