With their candidate all but confined to representing New York State and racists everywhere, Hillary Clinton's staff has been forced to find new employment (not that she has been able to pay them since February anyway).
Chief Attack Dog and Official Scumbag Lanny Davis has got a new gig - at FAUXNews. Yeah, I'm not really all that surprised either.
He's supposedly been hired to be a liberal sounding board, which is about as realistic as Bush not being a junkie and McCain being able to participate in doing the wave. Yeah, that was low. You know what else is low? McCain's "I Hate War" ad I saw the other day. Damn if I didn't almost spit up my chicken fettuccini alfredo when I saw that one. Mr. Ten Thousand Years War doesn't like war.
Yeah, sure, he's been tortured and the North Vietnamese, Chinese, and Russians probably have enough on him to fill a book, and he's probably got enough pre-programmed code words in him to perform a Russian ballet, so he *should* know how bad war is.
But it doesn't stop him from blowing Bush and letting our men and women die needlessly in Iraq.
Bitch.
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