Bush is bin Laden's bitch

Turns out that Bush is helping bin Laden achieve his goals. In 1998, Osama wanted gas to be at $144 a barrel so as to better compensate the Arab countries who provided it. Well, coming into this weekend, that is pretty much where it was.

So, after colluding with oil industry punks, holding hands with Saudi sheiks and invading Iraq for reasons less plausible than randomly throwing a dart at a map, George Bush helped make it happen.

Thanks George, you son-of-a-bitch. And yeah, I truly mean that too.