Winning by losing

According to MyDD, McCain is advertising that he's alreadywon the first debate.

You know, the one he chickened out of. The one he tried to dodge. Come on, the one he was too much of a pussy to go to until he finally announced today that he'll go. Sorry, asshole, you aren't getting off the hook that easy.

Anyway, here's a copy of the ads his supposedly suspended campaign are already putting out: