What a daft way to stop your spaniel eating the milkman | Jeremy Clarkson – Times Online

What good did all the airport legislation achieve? None. It simply means that you and I now must get to the airport six years before the plane is due to leave and arrive at the other end with yellow teeth, smelly armpits and no nail file. Did it prevent a chap from getting on board with exploding underpants? No, it did not.

Happily, however, I have a solution to the problem, a way that normal human behaviour can be preserved. It’s simple. We must start to accept that 5% of the population at any given time is bonkers. There are no steps to be taken to stamp this out and no lessons to be learnt when a man with a beard boards a plane with an exploding dog.

I don’t always agree with Clarkson, nor should I, but he’s got the right ideas concerning why and how we inconvenience everyone for the stupidity of a few.

Limbaugh has another reason for moving to Costa Rica | Lat/Am Daily

We all know that Rimjob isn’t planning to move to Costa Rica for their universal health care and green energy initiatives. Turns out though, that, yes, they DO have a sex industry. He probably won’t be able to sleep with little boys there but I’m sure he’s not overly picky.

Also, since we’re talking about that fat gasbag, more proof he’s a racist SOB:

“So, David Paterson will become the massa – who gets to appoint whoever gets to take Massa’s place. So, for the first time in his life, Paterson’s gonna be a massa. Interesting, interesting.”

Of course, referring to Governor Paterson, who is black, having to pick who replaces Rep. Eric Massa.