Grand Old Pedos

In a recent NYT/CBS poll, ,a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/09/opinion/polls/main2074116.shtml" target="_blank">seventy-nine percent of respondents said that the GOP was more interested in protecting their pedos than in protecting children.

Now that's not to say the Democrats have never had unsavory representatives, but there's a big difference between screwing an intern, cheating the Post Office, and nepotism, for instance, and flatout perverted child predator crap. There's also a big difference between screaming you are the "moral values" party and then looking the other way when a Congressman tries to molest kids. And if people still vote Republican and give me that moral superiority BS, they deserve every bitch slap I feel the need to deliver.

Time and Newsweek both declare this episode the beginning of the end of GOP dominance. I think that's premature - have you seen you votes Republican? hypocrites, racists, and wife beaters - but I'm more than happy to help build the meme.

James Dobson jumps in and insists that this is a "prank" by some wayward pages. Look, Mr. Everyone-is-going-to-Hell-but-me, kids getting sexual advances from an adult is NEVER a prank you sanctimonius piece of shit.

Yeah, I'm more than a bit miffed at this. You know what? You should be too.

Here, meet some Republican voters. Alaskan villagers are rejecting free Venezuelan oil in the face of a harsh winter because Chavez called Bush the devil a couple weeks ago. Look, I was conflicted for a moment when I say that too. Then I realized we HAD a chance to deal with our boogeyman and all the morons RE-ELECTED Bush. This gives Chavez and anyone else a crack at insulting Bush boy since we collectively blew it. In any case, the same villagers now face global warming issues as there ice packs disappear. So wait. You live near oil fields but the government can't get you fuel. You deny global warming but watch the sea reclaim where you once lived. Yeah, sounds like a typical Republican.