Two views on wedgies

I'm home for lunch and planning to take Mono out for his mid-day walk (nah, he's not spoiled), and I ran across a story about a kid getting a vicious wedgie. When trying to find a non-FAUXNews version of the story (couldn't) I ran into another recent story.

First off, a kid in Georgia on the school golf team gets a wedgie so bad it ripped his drawers and sent him to the hospital.

Meanwhile, a teacher in Oregon recently got reprimanded, put on probation, sent to an obediance class and had to apologize after he bit a student who was part of a gang of six wrestlers who tried to give him a wedgie. Wrestlers! And he had to apologize!

I mean, I can see the South coddling it's juvenile delinquents, but Oregon? Jeez.